Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.