Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.
Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.
I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.