Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.

I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.