Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.