Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.

Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.