Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.