Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.