I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.