If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.
Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.