Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.