We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.

The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.