How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.