How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.