How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.

I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.