Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.