If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.