Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.