Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.