No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.

Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.

Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.