You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.