Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.
I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.
Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.