I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.