Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.