Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.

Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.