Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.