If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?