People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.

The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?