People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.