Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.
The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?