If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
Dov DavidoffIf only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
Dov DavidoffNext time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
Dov Davidoff