Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.

Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.