Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.