Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

Comedy is rarely funny.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.