Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.

The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.