When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.