I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.