Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.