Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.