Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.