Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.