Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.