The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.