I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.