How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.