MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.