MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.