Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.
Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.