My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.