My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.