There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.