MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.