Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.