MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.