MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.