The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.