Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.