Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.
I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.
Comedy is rarely funny.
MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.