I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.