The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.

Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.