The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.