The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.