Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.
Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.