When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?
Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.