I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.