If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.