If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.