If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.