Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.