If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.
People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.
The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.
Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?