A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.