I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.