The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.