False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.