Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.