Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road.