Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.