America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.