It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.