Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.
If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.