It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.