When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.