We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.