You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.