Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.