Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.