Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.