Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.