Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.