Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.

A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.

All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.