I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.