Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?