Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.