Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.
I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.