Comedy is rarely funny.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.