Comedy is rarely funny.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.