The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.