The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.