The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.
America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.