I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.