I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.