Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.
The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having.