I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.