Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.