Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
Dov DavidoffWe're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.
Dov DavidoffI really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.
Dov Davidoff