I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.
Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.