Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.