I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.