I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.