Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.