Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.
When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.