Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.