The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.