Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.
How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?
We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.
I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.
Comedy is rarely funny.
I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.