I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.