Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.

The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.