Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.

I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.