Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.