Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.