I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.
The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.
Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.