Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.