Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.