Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.

The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.