Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.
Dov DavidoffIf no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.
Dov DavidoffFacebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.
Dov Davidoff