Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.
Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.
The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.