I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.