Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.