You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.