The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

The man I want to be could easily beat me up.