Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.
Dov DavidoffWomen often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.
Dov DavidoffDating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
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