Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.
I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.