I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.