We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.